Friday, December 7, 2007

Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s Latest Press Release

The number one pound for pound boxer in the world would like to say something about Ricky Hatton. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is the greatest thing to ever happen to the sport of boxing since sliced bread. Although it is pretty obvious that I carry myself like a poor man's Muhammed Ali, I am the greatest boxer of all time. Nobody can stop Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Oscar de la Hoya couldn't, my deadbeat dad couldn't, and Ricky Hatton sure as hell ain't gonna do it because I am poetry in motion. My right arm is a weapon of mass destruction. Barry Bonds doesn't take steroids, he drinks my sweat. Floyd Mayweather, Jr.'s so high class that T-Pain buys Floyd Mayweather, Jr. dranks. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is so sensational, he jumps from third to first person. Is there anything I, Floyd Mayweather, Jr., star of HBO's original series Mayweather-Hatton 24/7 can not do? Floyd Mayweather, Jr. will even answer that question for you: No. I am unstoppable. Thank you for giving me your money.

My pick: Hatton TKO11
I don't trust a guy that can't even beat Mark Cuban in Dancing With the Stars.


Travis Miller said...

hey, don't talk trash about mark cuban.

Michael J. Clark said...

i love the cubanator as much as the next guy, but the man did have a hip replaced a few months ago. no excuses, mayweather.