Thursday, January 17, 2008

Good news!

The woman who accused PacMan Jones of hitting her in the face at a strip club in Atlanta has withdrawn her petition to have him arrested! Finally some good news for our embattled yet lovable former (and hopefully future) NFL star. I call him lovable because people like me can only dream of "makin' it rain on them hoes" at strip clubs. He actually does it!

He has really gotten off on the wrong foot with Roger Goodell, so I just hope he can stay out of trouble and be reinstated. Coming from a Hokie fan (Adam Jones = Mountaineer = Hokies' worst nightmare), I really want to see him succeed in the NFL, because he could be the second best cornerback in the league someday....(DeAngelo Hall. I stay true to my roots!)

D-Hall--not Dante--gets in just as much trouble as PacMan, but since he was once a Hokie, everybody lets it fly. PacMan played at WVU, which means he burns couches and stuff. THAT, my friends, I do not condone.

5 comments:

ERnie said...

The only good to come out of VT was Bruuuuuuuce. Not Hall, not Vick and not you! Whatcha gonna say about that one?

Travis Miller said...

What about Corey Moore? Doesn't he hold a soft spot in a Bills fan's heart?

ERnie said...

Haha, I haven't heard that name in years.. What a bust.

Travis Miller said...

I tried.

Eric said...

You did what you could, no shame in that.