Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Dear Maria Sharapova,

If you're reading this, will you marry me?
If you won't marry me, perhaps you're good friends with Natalie Gulbis. Would you put in a good word for me? Thanks.

Sharapova rocked world #1 Justine Henin's world today, beating her 6-4, 6-0 to advance to the semifinals of the Australian open.
She's been back and forth lately, especially with the revival of the Williams sisters' tennis careers. Lucky for her, Serena lost today, so Maria will be facing Jelena Jankovic in the semis, but she'll probably have to face Venus in the finals, barring an exceptional performance by one of the three young ladies in Venus' half of the bracket.

As for Natalie Gulbis, she hasn't done much so far this year, but when talking about Maria, we gotta talk Natalie! Her and I have a lot in common. We both like golf, neither of us care to date Big Ben Roethlisberger, and we both blog! It's meant to be.

UPDATE: 11:22 p.m.-- Venus lost. I'm officially the worst sports predictor in the history of the world. Sorry Maria, looks like you won't be winning this one.

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