Monday, June 16, 2008

Five reasons to fire Willie

1) The Mets' starters don't go a full nine innings every game

2) The Mets' relief pitchers can't record three outs without giving up three or more hits with rainbow sprinkles on top

3) Moises Alou can't stay healthy

4) Moises Alou's five backups can't stay healthy

5) The Mets are five games out of first (in the loss column). Better fold the season now--IT IS June, afterall.

Five things that can save Willie:
1) Leave Johan in for 8 innings in his next start

2) Convince Omar Minaya to trade Aaron Heilman. Don't care for who.

3) Trot Nixon.

4) New York media (ha, good luck)

5) Pedro Martinez, Mike Pelfrey, John Maine, Oliver Perez, Jose Reyes, David Wright, Carlos Beltran, Carlos Delgado.


ERnie said...

Why does it seem that the NY media knows almost nothing about baseball? ESPN is pretty bad too. I'd take 'Willy' any other day that I didn't have Torre.

Travis Miller said...

hahaha oops, I can't believe I misspelled his name! some mets fan I am!

I'll change that, but for the record, I'm a tool.

ERnie said...

I thought you were doing it on purpose for some reason

Travis Miller said...

nope, i'm just an idiot