Tuesday, August 26, 2008

A.J. Pierzynski is the dirtiest player alive

So here are my picks for NFL division winners (and why)
It looks a lot like the final standings from last year, but the good teams didn't get worse, and the bad teams didn't get much better.

...except for the Dolphins, but they didn't get THAT good.

NFC East: Dallas Cowboys (Osi Umenyiora, Jessica Simpson)

NFC North: Daaaaa Bears. (Kevin Jones, Brett Favre, Mike Ditka)

NFC South: New Orleans Saints (Jon Vilma, Reggie Bush)

NFC West: Seattle Seahawks (Mike Holmgren, plus nobody else in the division is any good)

AFC East: New England Patriots (Jets, Dolphins, Bills)

AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers (Seahawks/Patriots syndrome...8 wins could take this division, but the Steelers will show off and win 10)

AFC South: Jacksonville Jaguars (the Colts will really win the division though. I just feel bad for the Jags, Titans, and Texans...look for three teams to make the playoffs out of this division again)

AFC West: San Diego Chargers (Denver got better, but not good enough to beat LT and the Bolts twice. 5-1 in the division always helps your chances to win)

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Some interesting picks. Here are mine.

NFC East: Cowboys
NFC North: Vikings
NFC South: Panthers
NFC West: Seahawks
NFC Wildcards: Eagles and Packers

AFC East: Pats
AFC North: Steelers
AFC South: Colts
AFC West: Chargers
AFC Wildcards: Jags, Bills

Travis Miller said...

you would pick the bills.

would you take them if they had to play the phillies for the final playoff spot?

Unknown said...

I'd take anyone other than the Dodgers and Mets.

Travis Miller said...

even the Yankees?

hmmm, that made me feel better for some reason!

Unknown said...

Maybe if we combined our teams we would have a better shot.